Monday, August 28, 2006

Just Say No

Troubled British rocker and human punchline Pete Doherty is back in the news.

He was busted giving a teenager cocaine while in rehab.

Sometimes this shit just writes itself.

3 comments:

famous mortimer said...

I always got the impression that in order to stop people from doing drugs, clinics would try to keep their patients from doing drugs AT their clinic. Must be some kind of unorthodox program.

I say we make him the first professional drug user. To use the word musician in any sentence to describe him is like saying Brittany and "good parent" or Nicole Ritchie and "sexy".

So tired of this talentless loser. Anybody who gives Pete a lethal fix earns $500 from me. Everybody please chip in and raise the stakes so we can see this thing through...

Robo said...

should be more like Human Punchbag...and by punchbag I mean Shooting Practice target...

Have you even heard any of their music? I only know of this a-hole because he loves taking drugs and telling people about it....

Chez said...

I actually appreciate anyone who pisses off people as much as he does. I also appreciate bands that just have that total "fuck off" attitude.

That said, well, read the post above this one.