Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Joe Blows


I'm frankly too tired to waste my breath complaining about Joe Lieberman -- although it's kind of cool that by merely mentioning his name in a negative way, I can probably be lumped in with the bloggers who are being given so much credit for the downturn in his political fortunes.

I'll leave the flowery argument against his idiotic idea to run as an independent to someone far more qualified than myself: the vastly talented and downright sexy-as-hell Arianna Huffington. (That's her on the left; you didn't really think I was gonna post a picture of Lieberman's ugly face, did you?)

Not only can Arianna articulate my feelings about Lapdog Joe even better than I can -- but in shifting the mantle of intelligent debate to someone else, I free myself up to be as obscene and juvenile as I want.

That's why I can tell you that Lieberman is a fucking idiot, and fully deserved to get his ass stomped by a guy with no political experience whatsoever.

A word of advice Joey: you cozy up to the lying fuckers behind this ridiculous war -- particularly the corrupt monkey at the top of the totem pole of horseshit -- and nobody in your party's gonna have much sympathy for you.

So long, asshole.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you think you could do better, do it Asshole...You talk a lot, big man, but I'm not seeing you DO much for your cause. What more do you do for society than this blog-shit??? Probably nothing!!! Hence why you hide behind this adolescent form of "self-expression". Grow Up!!!

Chez said...

And yet I notice you're reading; thanks for the profile hit. By the way, the last time I checked, you could read my name on this thing -- not hiding quite as much as you are I'd say.

Look Joe -- it's okay -- you lost and now you've got a shitload of time on your hands and nothing better to do.

It's okay man; we understand.

: )

Anonymous said...

I mentioned nothing of hiding, moron...typical spindoctor of a wannbe newsman!!!!

Chez said...

I notice you're still reading. Thanks again. : )

VOTAR said...

http://www.tourette-syndrome.com

They can --RIMJOB -- SCROTUM SCROTUM -- help, man.

I can -- BALLHAIR MONKEYSNOT -- vouch for it.

Anonymous said...

Liz says...

Arianna is banging hot, and I'm not even into chicks.

Unfortunately, when you pander to power, you end up getting splattered with shit....er, something like that. My feelings on sucking the cock of the Republican party are a bit mixed, because I don't agree with toeing any party line. But by the same token, paying lip service to the party and then trying to betray your supporters just makes you a whore.

Chez said...

Would you mind saying "cock" again Liz? Over and over?

Robo said...

Hey Anonymous....what are you doing to promote your cause exactly? It seems as though you're really standing up for your "team" by hiding behind your Anonymous Moniker and posting angry comments to random blog posts!

And again...you took the time to read Chez's post so either you're a bitter NeoCon who has actually got their lips wrapped around the cocks of rich white men or you're just a sheep like all those that blindly swear allegiance to the A-hole on top of the "totem pole of horseshit" (See Joe Lieberman for an example).

This "Adolescent form of Self-Expression" as you call it is commonly known as the First Ammendment...you know that thing that allows American Citizens to think and speak freely. Too bad you're soo brainwashed that you can't even respect our most basic form of Democracy and Freedom.

Rock on with your Anonymous Self!!!

Chez said...

"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE!!!"

(You rule Robo)

Robo said...

I tell ya Chez....these F-ing Freeloaders....

Oh and I just ripped through Klosterman's "Killing Yourself to Live"....Holy crap...I don't think I've read and enjoyed a book so much. HIGHLY Recommend it (but I'm sure you have already read it).

Going to Borders after work to Get Cocoa Puffs....N-E-E-D More CHUCK.

ironcheflady said...

who knew that of all the great postings recently, this one would stir up so much? maybe you should go the political route more often. :)

Anonymous said...

Ironcheflady...please don't encourage his immaturity!!!
Chez....Grow the fuck up and learn how to listen....to your wife, for one...to your Conscience, second!!! Yes, you may now call me, Conscience!!! No more hiding...

Anonymous said...

Oh and ROBO??? Go back and play on MySpace...I know this guy a hellofalot better than you do!!!! Afterall, I am Him...I am his Conscience!!!!

Chez said...

*sigh*

Can't be my conscience.

I have none.

: )

Anonymous said...

Hence why I've appeared, my dear...
With love, Your Conscience

Chez said...

Oh conscience, my conscience -- you sound awfully familiar.

Thanks for all the site-hits though, and of course for the fun little mystery which will no doubt drum up readership.

I knew having a conscience would be good for something. (big, BIG grin)

Anonymous said...

Familier??? Why, of course I'm familier...you really don't know yourself as well as you think...time to grow up now.....Your Conscience

IronChefLady said...

Message to 'Chez's conscience',

It's you that I shouldn't encourage, I know, but I'm just going to defend myself here. The comments section should just be comments on the article itself, not personal insults towards the author. But since I have no other way to reach you...

you've chosen this role of 'conscience' to play for some reason...
(although you sound a bit like a scorned ex-lover... which one could you be, I wonder?)

I've chosen to encourage Chez- his writing is brilliant, and a lot of people can relate to him, or at least be entertained by him. I don't see anything that he does on this site as 'immature', and I'm curious as to what has upset you so much.

This 'your conscience' stuff is cute- really. But you obviously don't know this man very well so I think that it's time you either admit who you are or pick on some other blogger who's set you off.

with love.... his biggest fan.

Chez said...

By the way conscience: it's familiar -- with an a.

Figured that'd be pretty easy since I spelled it for you in advance.

Kisses : *

Robo said...

What's the over/under on number of hours your 'conscience' is posting comments on people's blogs?

30? 50.5?

Can we get vegas on this?

Anonymous said...

As you know, we are strong in many ways, Chez, spelling isn't one of them. Judging by all the additional blogging it seems you haven't taken my advice...what a pity >sigh<.... Your Conscience

Chez said...

I'm sorry... did I not let you finish first?

I'll do better next time.

: )

Anonymous said...

I see people have a hard time hearing the truth, JL is indeed a scumbag - and AH is indeed hot (and smart and cool and honest)