Friday, August 11, 2006

The Face of Terrorism


The TSA is now hastily confiscating lip gloss, make-up and hairspray from passengers' luggage at airports across the country.

Is there any doubt who's the true criminal mastermind behind this threat?

11 comments:

Schwa Love said...

So you're saying they were pawns trying to down the planes with Smile-X?

Me, I think it's a big plot by the ailing airline industry. No more liquids on planes, huh? Soon they'll stop offering free water and start charging four bucks for dinky half-liter bottles to ching ching ching cash in. Hey, it worked for crappy raves, which are always a good business model to work off of.

Next move, adding trace amounts MDMA to the honeyroasting agents of their little peanut packets, making passengers a little more thirsty, yet just euphoric enough to not notice that the chairs are destroying their spinal columns.

Robo said...

I can Proudly say I've Danced with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight.

Lemme tell you he likes to Tango...

VOTAR said...

I wanna party with Schwa.

wife of deus said...

I've always thought that it might be fun to throw a party eventually for the "fans" (like Drew's Fark Parties- but smaller. and cheaper. and less boobies.)

will you come to the big bad city for that, Votar?

who's in?

VOTAR said...

I'm sorry but I must protest the proposed ammendment resulting in the reduction of per capita boobies.

Oh that, and frankly to get to NYC I'd have to walk...I just spent my last $4 on Starbucks this morning (sadly, that's actually NOT a joke).

Looking forward to seeing you here soon...



Bring boobies.

VOTAR said...

...and also peanuts laced with MDMA.

VOTAR said...

...or just skip the peanuts and bring the rest.

choenbone said...

mmm boobies. the only thing that is better than boobies, is boobies and fire. Oh and alcohol, but they go hand and hand anyway.

boobies...they're not just for breakfast.

doctor robert ibach said...

taco bell's behind the whole thing...

proof

Anonymous said...

Your mockery of something so serious is SO beneath you (and yet, I'm not suprised (SP?)...yes, we're giving up even more of our freedoms...and, YES, it seems that fact alone makes the "terrorists" even stronger...>sigh< Open your eyes to the flip side, you dummy!!!
Your Conscience

Chez said...

You're obviously not too bright there conscience. What you're seeing now at airports across this fine land of ours is a knee-jerk reaction -- it's hysteria. What's worse is that it creates nothing more than the illusion of safety.

Terrorists will always find ways around our security measures -- and they'll continue their campaign for one simple reason: it works. Don't believe me? Ask the former President of Spain.

I'm certainly not saying that we give up altogether, but maybe placing an emphasis not on tighter security but on smarter security would do us well. The Israelis do it better than anyone; granted they have a smaller country and fewer airports, but that doesn't mean we couldn't learn something from them.