I'll make this quick.
Kelly Clarkson isn't fat.
For some reason I'll never quite fathom, the myriad of dingbats who actually believe that following the lives of celebrities is a worthwhile endeavor have taken a look at pictures like the one above and decided that Clarkson deserves to be an ongoing target of condescending derision.
She's put on a few pounds lately, but guess what -- she's fucking human. People gain and lose weight all the time.
Anyone who thinks Clarkson is fat apparently hasn't been to a Wal-Mart in awhile.
Compared to a lot of Americans, the girl is fucking anorexic.
I'm not a fan of celebrity "journalism" as it is -- for Christ's sake, any business in which a colossal douchebag like Pat O'Brien can thrive should never be given even a specimen-cup full of respect -- but it's especially irritating when, with all the completely worthless idiots out there garnering undeserved accolades, someone who actually has talent is picked on for no good fucking reason.
Yeah -- I know -- I'm defending Kelly Clarkson; I did a lot of acid during the 90s.