Thursday, June 01, 2006

Suggested Ways to Mark the One Year Anniversary of the Disappearance of Natalee Holloway

If your name is Beth Holloway Twitty, dignified acceptance is probably an unfortunate necessity -- that means time at home with the family, and away from a television studio. If you're Nancy Grace or Rita Cosby, perhaps a toast to a year's worth of decent ratings, followed by an entire breathless hour on the recent murder of Clemson blonde Tiffany Soeurs.

If you're OJ, how about a nice round of golf on the lovely courses of Aruba as you hunt for the real killers.

1 comment:

choenbone said...

Perhaps you should blow something up...it'll make you feel better. Nothing of importance of course, just some random act of devilishness...besides its good fun. As opposed to listing to Lil jon attempt to rap about snapping your fingers. Damn MTV Bastards!